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Have you ever noticed…

- Squirrels are so cute — until they get into YOUR attic.

- A theater pack of Raisinettes is about half full.

- There’s no mention of global warming on cold, miserable days.

- In smaller towns at sporting events, folks keep standing until the lowered flag has been raised. So cool!

- You have to be really smart to work at McDonald’s.

- The checkout line you choose at Costco is always slower than the ones you passed up.

- Why schools would allow students to have cell phones in class?!

- Marijuana smokers are easily picked out of a line-up.

- Both Meryl Streep/Oprah were SHOCKED to hear their close pal Harvey Weinstein is a bad dude.

- Democrats were eager to give Iran $150 billion to spread terror/turmoil and complete their nuclear bomb, but not a dime for Trump’s southern border wall to keep out illegals/drugs.

- As you get older, you have less tolerance for people with bad attitudes — especially older people, like myself!

- Clinton Foundation contributions have dried up. No play — no pay!?

- Nancy and Chuck’s hate for Trump is hastening their aging process.

- When an officer hands you a speeding ticket, he’ll most always say “Have a nice day.” Really!

- When catching a skunk in a squirrel trap on your front porch, you have a HUGE problem.

- Last thought — I feel so fortunate to live in the U.S. — All I can say is “Bless God America!”

MARVIN GEORGE MILLER

Coeur d’Alene