TRUMP: Enough, already

Everyone is talking about whether the president of the United States of America is mentally competent to hold office. I have an idea, a really great idea to test him. After all, Mr. Trump was once a reality star. What about testing him with game shows?

First, we could start with, “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?” Let us see if he could beat those 10-year-olds who are supposed to be very clever. If he gets past that, let him try “Jeopardy.” It might be interesting to see if he knows any of the answers. Maybe we could test him on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” That might be his game. The questions might include, “What is Madonna’s favorite color?” Or, “Where did Michael Jackson buy his first pair of socks?”

Oh, yeah, let’s test the president of the Un-United States. Is he our president? A man who refers to other countries as dungholes? What a man. He didn’t even serve in the military, but I did. How shameful it is to think people in this country would support this sleazy Hollywood star. My uncles served my country and I did, also. This piece of dirt was born with a silver spoon up his behind. Why are you supporting him, my fellow Americans? Above all else, my relatives and myself were taught to be ladies and gentlemen. The president is no gentleman. He has a filthy mouth and a filthy mind. He has no self-restraint. Let’s Get Rid Of Him!

BETSY ROSENBERG

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