Today's ghastly groaner

Two cannibals were talking about their catch of the day and dinner.

“I was able to catch two clowns,” said one cannibal as he brought them back to the cooking pot.

“I have a hard time eating clowns,” said the other cannibal.

The first cannibal said, “Oh really, why?”

The other cannibal replied, “Well, they just taste funny.”

— Jim Crowe

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