Today's ghastly groaner

It was a windy day in Kaycee, Wyo. A cowboy walked into a saloon wearing a paper hat, a paper shirt, a paper scarf, paper pants and paper chaps.

The local sheriff walked in and arrested him — for rustling.

— Michael J. Haenke, Coeur d’Alene

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