SUGGESTION: The Binkie solution

Genius or moronic, I’m not sure, but I have a plan. What if instead of “comfort pets” and “professional hug therapy” (gropers), college campuses across the nation hand out millions of binkies (pacifiers) and little Linus blankets. Very comforting — and no one picks up poop (change a few diapers maybe). Oh goodie! World History — nap time!

LEE M. GIBSON

Rathdrum