Today's ghastly groaner

A man walks into the vet’s office holding a dog carrier.

“Doc, you gotta help me!”

“Well, what seems to be the problem, sir?”

The man explains that in the carrier is his champion show dog, whose tail he inadvertently slammed in a door.

The vet asked, what was his concern?

The man replied, “Well, the big dog show is tomorrow, and I’m afraid that it will ruin his carriage.”

The vet carefully examined the dog, and said, “Well, I don’t think it’ll hurt his carriage, but its gonna raise Cain with his waggin’.”

— Don Barron, Worley

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