Today's ghastly groaner

Today I hit a turkey with my car. It landed on my windshield, then went over my car onto the car behind me.

Unfortunately, in the car behind me was a police officer who then pulled me over.

He gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.

— Pat Miller, Rathdrum

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