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Today's ghastly groaner

| February 24, 2018 12:00 AM

A gal walks into a dress shop and asks to try on the outfit in the window.

The clerk replies: “Sorry ma’am, but you’ll have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”

— Dwayne Moore

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

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