Today's ghastly groaner

My neighbor just bought two dogs and named them Rolex and Timex.

They’re watch dogs.

— Marjorie Hentges

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.