Today's ghastly groaner
Three buddies die in a car crash and go to heaven, to an orientation.
They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, ‘LOOK, HE’S MOVING!’”
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