Today's ghastly groaner
A new Secret Service agent was guarding the president during a golf outing. He noticed an apparent assassin approaching and yelled out “MICKEY MOUSE!”
The shooter was quickly captured. The president was very thankful for having his life saved and asked the agent why he yelled “MICKEY MOUSE!”
The agent apologized for being nervous and answered he meant to yell out “DONALD DUCK!”
— Werner Krempels, Coeur d’Alene
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