Today's ghastly groaner

A real estate agent quit his job and moved to a farm in the country.

Admiring his bountiful crops, a neighbor asked, “What’s your secret?”

“It’s simple,” the new farmer said.

“Rotation, rotation, rotation.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.