Today's ghastly groaner

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody were asked to do an important job. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

— Submitted by Shirley Jones

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