Today's ghastly groaner

A little girl walks into a building and says to the clerk, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries.”

The clerk says, “This is a library.”

The little girl whispers: “Oops, sorry. I’d like a cheeseburger and fries.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, [email protected].

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.