Today's ghastly groaner
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December 7, 2018 12:00 AM
Kid: Dad, I need help with my homework. If I have seven crystals and I give away two, how many crystals do I have left?
Dad: Whoa son, we don’t do crystal math in this house.
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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.