Today's ghastly groaner

The doctor, upon examining a patient, said to the man’s wife: “I do not like the looks of your husband, Mrs. Schmidt.”

Mrs. Schmidt replied: “I don’t either, doctor, but he has been so kind to the children.”

— Submitted by Parker Woodall

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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.