Today's ghastly groaner

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’”

“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome,” says the doc.

“Is it common?”

“It’s Not Unusual.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, [email protected].

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.