Today's ghastly groaner

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet.

Soon, another carp came and stole the wallet away. Then a third joined in and took the wallet, and then another carp grabbed the wallet.

Remarked one of the fishermen, “That’s the first time I’ve ever seen carp-to-carp walleting.”

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