Today's ghastly groaner

A gorilla walked into a bar. He ordered a Jack and Coke and paid for it with a $10 bill.

The bartender thought, “This gorilla couldn’t possibly know the prices of drinks” and gave him 50 cents change.

As he handed back the two quarters, the bartender said, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla said, “As bad as you overcharge, I’m surprised you get any.”

— Jim Mowreader

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