Today's ghastly groaner
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April 28, 2018 1:00 AM
A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.
Remember: Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!