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Ghastly groaner

| April 26, 2018 1:00 AM

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.

Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!