Today's ghastly groaner

Two talented musicians were strolling down the sidewalk when a bell from a nearby church crashed to the ground with a resounding sound. “What was that?” said one. “E Flat,” replied the other.

— Bob Meunier, Coeur d’Alene

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, [email protected].

Remember: Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!