Today's ghastly groaner

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.

His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely.

The official said, “I must have taken Leif off my census.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com. Remember to keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.