Today's ghastly groaner

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

— Dave Gerber,

Coeur d’Alene

The world’s shortest poem about fleas: Adam had ’em.

— Jerry Tefft, Hayden

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to Maureen Dolan at mdolan@cdapress.com