Today's ghastly groaner

You can’t tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They take everything literally.

— Bill Brooks

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to Maureen Dolan at [email protected].