Today's ghastly groaner

At a funeral, a man asks the widow, “May I say a word?”

She nods, yes, and the man stands.

He says, “Plethora,” and sits back down.

“Thanks,” she says. “That means a lot.”

— Tim Hunt, Hayden

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