Today's ghastly groaner

- What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bed time.

— Parker Woodall, Coeur d’Alene

- What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

— Don Bradway, Garwood

- What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

— Denise Quaid, Ontario, Ore.

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Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to Maureen Dolan at mdolan@cdapress.com.