PUMPKIN: Cameron out of his gourd

I can hear the chortles and guffaws echoing across the prairie! Charles Schultz is whirling in his grave! Pumpkin pie lovers are snorting in derision!

Linus is waiting upon the Great Pumpkin!

Pumpkin pie spice is what keeps the pie from being a “squash pie!” It spices up the pumpkin puree!

Ingredients

3 tablespoons Ground Cinnamon

2 teaspoons Ground Ginger

2 teaspoons Nutmeg

1-1/2 teaspoon Ground Allspice

1-1/2 teaspoon Ground Cloves

Cameron, I will never let this go. I don’t know if I can even claim you as a friend anymore, at least in public!

In penance, you must eat a pumpkin spice doughnut along with your pumpkin spice latte and add pumpkin spice window washing fluid to your car’s reservoir. Lucy and Charlie Brown will be holding the (American) football for you to kick as Linus observes!

DON BRADWAY

Kootenai County