Today's ghastly groaner

This little guy applied for a job as a logger.

“Can you log?” asked the bull.

“Sure can,” said the little guy. He pulled out a double-bit axe and walked over to a 12-inch tree. Three swings and it was on the ground.

The bull pointed at a 24-inch tree. “Cut that one down.” Five swings and it was beside the 12-incher.

“Cut down that 3-footer over there and you’re hired,” the bull told our hero. Nine swings and it too was down.

“Where’d you learn how to log?” asked the amazed bull.

“I worked in the Sahara National Forest,” the little guy said.

“The Sahara’s a desert,” said the bull.

“It is now.”

— Jim Mowreader

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