Today's ghastly groaner

Here’s a little equine humor ponied up by some of our merry punsters.

What did the Shetland pony say when he had a bad cold?

“Excuse me but I’m just a little hoarse.”

— Bob Blair, Coeur d’Alene

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of “Whoa!”

— Donna Euler

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