Today's ghastly groaner

A weather-worn cowboy showed up at the Pearly Gates and was questioned by St. Peter.

“Can you tell me of an experience that would make you worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?” asked St. Peter.

The old cowboy thought for a moment and then said, “Well, there was this one time when a mean motorcycle gang was pestering a young lady. I walked right up to their leader and punched him in the mouth. Then I said if they didn’t leave her alone, I’d do the same to the rest of them.”

“That was a remarkable act of bravery,” said St. Peter. “How long ago did it happen?”

“About two or three minutes,” the cowboy said.

— Steve Shamion

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