Today's ghastly groaner

A man on safari, while walking down the path back to his cabin, rounds a bend in the trail only to see a huge lion on a huge rock ready to leap.

The man fires and misses. At the same time, the lion leaps over the hunter, who races back to his cabin.

Up at the crack of dawn, the hunter starts target practicing. He hears a noise and parts the bushes for a look.

In a clearing is the same lion — practicing shorter leaps.

— Warren Patrick

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