Today's ghastly groaner

The doctor came out of the exam room to speak to an anxious wife. “Frankly, I don’t like the way your husband looks at all.”

“I don’t either, Doc,” the wife replied. “But he is nice to the kids.”

— Kathy and Larry Bird, Hayden

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