NATION: Guide to greatness

Lemme see if I can’t clear up a few issues that seem to have been perplexing our nation for some time now.

No more so called “gray areas.” Black is black. White is white. Men are men, and women are women. Gay is gay, straight is straight. Right is right, and wrong is wrong.

Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s screw our heads on straight, get back to business and make this country great again.

LEE M. GIBSON

U.S.N.

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