HEY!: Someone stole my ass

We have lived in this beautiful town for more than 55 years. More than 35 or so years we have had a donkey cart in our front yard that my 80-year-old wife plants with flowers in the cart. You probably have noticed it on 15th Street.

Well, some outstanding citizen seems to have borrowed it. If someone knows its whereabouts, maybe it is in someone else’s yard — it is about 24 inches tall, gray with dark spots, concrete and weighs about 75 pounds.

Please return our ass — no questions asked.

DALE SCHOENHARD

Coeur d’Alene