WRITER: Shades of communism

If you find yourself champing at the proverbial bit for more Jimmy Pappas opinions and you just can’t settle for waiting on The Press to publish another letter, do yourself a favor and go to the local used bookstore. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can now have the complete collection of “Jimmy Pappas Opinions” in print for your reading pleasure and at your leisure, both day and night.

Yes, it is as easy as going to your local used bookstore or ordering online. Pick up “The Communist Manifesto” by the man who is hailed as “The Grandfather of Communism,” Karl Marx, “Rules for Radicals” by Communist and idol of President Barack Obama, Saul Alinsky, “The Coming Insurrection” by the Invisible Committee (a group of Communists), and any number of some new age bibles that condone the murder of unborn children by means of abortion, sodomite marriage, and worship of government officials instead of God.

There you have it folks. For less than $50 you too can be inside the head of Jimmy Pappas. Enjoy. Oh, and for additional Jimmy Pappas opinions sign up for daily emails and texts from both the Democratic Party, CNN and The Communist Party U.S.A.

Stop worrying about what your opinion is. The Party will tell you what it is each and every day.

JEFF LANGFORD

Coeur d’Alene