CONGRESS: Fired blanks on gun control

Thank you U.S. Congress for supporting NRA’ s political agenda by supporting, selective harvesting of school students. The sales of human child-pot pies is supported by most U.S. Congress Republican legislators seeking NRA approval. They would issue federal child-hunting tags if asked by the NRA.

To prevent over-hunting a body bag count of five kids or infants per year to each court adjudged insane crazy as legal kill limit.

Perhaps pro-gun Congressmen would be willing to pay a $100 bounty on each child scalp harvested.

Congressional cost/benefit analysis may look good:

• Higher disposable investment income from decreased family size

• Increased funeral flower sales

• More burial insurance policies sold

• More caskets made and tombstones carved

• Additional bagpipers hired for funerals

• Increased cremation sales

To make the game hunting more exciting and increase gun sales all children could be required by Congressional law to carry a .17 caliber pistol to their school classes

CECIL KELLY III

Coeur d’Alene