HUNTER: About to become hunted

Folks, let me describe to you a situation that has been going on in the Hayden area for the last few years. Specifically in Avondale on Friar Drive and the neighboring streets of Saxon and Tudor. Some low life has been shooting buck deer, leaving the bodies to rot, taking only the heads and horns. This no-class citizen has been using bow and arrow in a residential area. It is our belief that he is scouting the deer during daylight, then returning after dark to kill these animals. One should not refer to this as hunting by any stretch of imagination, as you can practically walk up and pet these creatures.

To further illustrate my utter contempt for this fool there is a beautiful buck walking around with a arrow with iridescent green fletching (feathers) sticking out of his lower neck. He will, most probably, die an agonizing death.

To all you real bow hunters, keep your eyes open for the clown using the above described bright green fletched arrows. In conclusion it should be mentioned that we have a particular vehicle in mind of the probable dirt bag and if caught his family may wonder why he is overdue for breakfast.

MICHAEL J. MURPHY

Former bow hunter

Hayden