WEINER: Time for accountability

After a well played week of charades and condescending looks, Congressman Anthony Weiner broke down and admitted his guilt in a recent Twitter "scandal." Thank God for technology I guess. Without Twitter the little rat would have continued to swipe our money and live the high life on our dime. His wife will most likely castrate him and he will bleed out to the point that his mind will never function in its full capacity again. He will be on the same playing field as Nancy Pelosi or Debra Wasserman Schultz or Caligula. We might be in even more trouble than before now that I think of it. This could be bad.

This will either work against him, or he will jump on the injured party band wagon and he will play the role of sex fiend victim. "It's not my fault," he'll say. "I was never diagnosed as a sex fiend as a child. It's a miracle I graduated high school and college. How I was elected into Congress with his horrible and debilitating disease is beyond me." The Liberals will eat it up. Women will cry and throw themselves at him in a attempt to be the first to heal his wounds. He will sweep the female and gay vote in the next election. He will end up with some type of business deal with Twitter. He will appear on billboards and on pop-ups asking "Have you sent your Weiner today?" or "Have you seen my Weiner?" He will be a sensation.

This isn't good for the Conservative Nation. The Neo-Communists will have a field day with this. They will paint it as George Bush's fault while simultaneously claiming this is why we need Obamacare and more money for the Teacher's Unions. "If we would have pumped more money into the education system Congressman Weiner might have been diagnosed as a disgusting sexual predator in his early years of formal education." The Neo-Comms can spin anything like a basketball on a fingertip. They can make it beautiful and almost ... believable to the untrained ear and numbed brain. This could be bad indeed.

JEFF LANGFORD

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