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A.M. Briefing: May the force unite us

| June 17, 2010 8:08 AM

A friend just forwarded me the 41 resolutions going to the Idaho Republican Convention next week. One of them has to do with partisan city elections. Another would reaffirm the Bible as an influence on art, literature and history. But check out Resolution 15, which I believe may succeed in finally overcoming the divisive partisan politics that are ripping our state apart.

- Mike Patrick

Resolution 2010-15

Whereas, Jedi serve as guardians of peace and justice; and

Whereas, Jedi require the deepest commitment and most serious mind; and

Whereas, only Jedi can master a lightsaber; and

Whereas, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force; therefore

Resolved, The Republican Party of Idaho adopt the Jedi religion as the official religion of the State of Idaho.

Submitted by Taso Kinnas

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