GARCIA: Stay in ‘crazytown’

Dear Ms. Garcia,

I do hope your trip to San Francisco was fruitful.

Do you have any spare rooms? I could help to find more mis/disinformed liberals to keep you company. I wish you many feces filled walks in your neighborhood, neighborhood schools, shopping … oh sorry they are all closing. If it gets unbearable in crazytown, please don’t relocate to Idaho.

Call me crazy, but I love the smell of feces free streets.

GARY ARFSTEN

Coeur d’Alene