Today's ghastly groaner

A waiter returned to one of his tables as his customers were finishing their meal.

“And how did you find your steak, sir?” the waiter asked.

Looking up, the man said, “I just moved my potato, and there it was!”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.