Today's ghastly groaner

“This is the opportunity of a lifetime,” said a used car salesman to a prospective buyer during a test-drive.

“Yes,” said the customer, a few moments later as they began going up a hill. “I can hear it knocking.”

— Submitted by Parker Woodall

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.