Today's ghastly groaner

Two little old ladies bumped into each other while strolling downtown.

Immediate recognition led to hugs, air kisses and exclamations of joy at seeing other again after so many years.

They decided to go into a nearby coffee shop to catch up on old times.

After they had been seated and served, one said to the other: “It’s been so long and I have such fond memories of our times together, but I’m embarrassed to say I can’t remember your name.” The other little old lady looked at her, paused, and said: “How soon do you have to know?”

— Submitted by a Coeur d’Alene resident who prefers to remain anonymous

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.