Today's ghastly groaner

A man working in a saw mill fell into the head saw and it cut his left side off.

They immediately called an ambulance and shut the mill down.

Then the whole crew went up to a church nearby and prayed for him for three hours.

Now he is all right.

— Submitted by Bob Hollingsworth

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