Today's ghastly groaner

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”

Vincent: “One dollar.”

Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”

Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!