Today’s ghastly groaner

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My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and she was imaginary.

The joke’s on them though. My friends are imaginary too.

— Submitted by Bill Sceurman

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.

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