A man takes his dog to the veterinarian.
The vet asks, “What is the problem?”
“Last night the dog took a bite of my pillow,” the man says.
“Now he is feeling a little down.”
— Submitted by
Mike Kennedy, Athol
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Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.