Today’s ghastly groaner

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The head Viking oarsman returned after having a meeting with the ship’s captain.

“I have some good news and I have some bad news,” he said to the crew.

“Good news! Everyone gets an extra ration of rum this week. Bad news! The captain wants to go water skiing tomorrow morning.”

— Submitted by

Larry Telles

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.

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