I can only imagine the conversation between Donald Trump and Robert Mueller over the Trump Tower meeting and Tower Moscow.
Trump: I didn’t do the deal although it wouldn’t have been illegal if I did. My campaign was not talking to the Russians. Well wait a minute, what was I thinking, I did talk about it but had no intention of going through with it. Ask Donald Jr. although I only know he’s my son through genetic testing, you know like what that Warren lady did. Anyway, maybe there was talk about a tower but it was never discussed with me. Well wait a minute, Jr. did mention that we were related but I don’t remember the Tower Moscow conversation.
Mueller: Were you aware the Russians were aware during the 2016 campaign that you were lying about your relationship with them?
Trump: No, but I can’t confirm that.
DAVID M. COHEN